The King of Queens — S08E03 — Consummate Professional
2005 · 21 MIN · IMDB 8.2 · 167 VOTES
Overview
Carrie finds out that while dating, Doug lied about getting a job to get her to sleep with him.
Dialogue Timeline — 415 lines
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00:00:34 Hey.
00:01:22 Because that's when we started dating-
00:02:03 I had a really great time tonight.
00:03:21 I will officially freak.
00:04:03 Ha ha ha! Whoa! Man!
00:04:44 And you know what else? Here's a Melrose update-
00:05:32 You know what I'm sayin'? Like, bing!
00:06:14 Gino? You slept with the Uncle also?!
00:06:58 you don't have any goals.
00:07:49 Wait, so... What's the job?
00:08:33 Ok, so, now that our hormones aren't raging,
00:09:27 All right, so, then just tell me where you work!
00:10:21 Ok, job, job, job.
00:11:31 Second whopper free!
00:12:32 I'm gonna twist his nipples so hard
00:13:18 just you, me, and imus.
00:14:28 Anyway, I told her I had a job so she'd sleep with me,
00:15:07 You don't have one now.
00:15:45 I- I gave it to my Uncle.
00:16:34 why don't you actually work here?
00:17:28 I think it does.
00:19:31 Sir, you can't do that. Oh, yes, I can.
00:20:11 Well...
00:21:14 She's alive! She's alive!
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed415
Dialogue density19.8 lines / min
First line00:00:34
Final line00:21:14
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes167
Factoids
Episode
The King of Queens, season 8, episode 3: Consummate Professional.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/4238/season/8/episode/3
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