The King of Queens — S07E15 — Deconstructing Carrie

00:00:09 Hello.

00:00:42 You know, it's almost gone already.

00:02:08 Douglas?

00:02:52 but it's a small one.

00:03:49 So, uh, how old were you when you went crazy?

00:04:50 We do order out a lot.

00:05:36 Come on. You're being crazy now. No,

00:06:24 Arthur, you haven't paid me back the loan for the ostrich farm.

00:07:06 Now if you'll spot me a 20,

00:07:56 It's like she needs to hear it from someone else.

00:08:53 wouldn't mind yelling some dirty stuff at her.

00:09:37 I guess I can say, uh, "Is that a mirror in your pocket?

00:10:28 Mmm. And you know what?

00:11:19 Okay, well, I'm sure we can find a cute one in here.

00:12:12 Why?

00:13:12 Stop it, sweetie, stop it. Okay.

00:14:31 Hey, Arthur, how's it going?

00:15:14 Normally, I don't dabble in the black arts,

00:16:20 Every corner. That's a nice set-

00:17:02 We're both Green Berets.

00:18:00 Why? We had fun yesterday.

00:18:50 Very attractive for a woman your age.

00:19:46 Yeah, it's just I don't remember you and me riding an elephant.

00:20:41 Don't touch.