The King of Queens — S07E09 — Cologne Ranger
2005 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · 165 VOTES · DIR. Andrew D. Weyman
Overview
After ten years of marriage, Doug finds a new love – in the form of designer cologne that Carrie can't stand, but his scent-ual affair forces Carrie to demonstrate bad behaviors of her own. Meanwhile, Arthur attempts to show Spence and Holly the finer points of movie hopping.
Dialogue Timeline — 411 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:07 This is messed up.
00:00:42 Oh, no. I was asking if you'd like to try
00:01:58 That's 80 bucks you owe me.
00:02:42 we should go to Chez Henri.
00:03:21 Now, Midnight Steel. Now, that's your scent, honey.
00:04:05 Well, I don't care
00:04:42 Well, I'd rather be drinking mai tais
00:05:23 What's up, Crime Dawg?
00:06:00 I went back to my old Midnight Steel.
00:06:44 Whoa, whoa, back it up here.
00:07:28 Well, let me tell you both something. Okay?
00:08:24 and I will pick up your suit from the dry cleaners, okay?
00:10:29 Here you go.
00:12:01 My-
00:12:58 Hey.
00:14:43 and then when I came home, I washed it off,
00:15:22 "for all intensive purposes," hm?
00:16:03 And you used so much hair spray,
00:16:48 this conversation, she's over.
00:18:13 Good evening, sir.
00:19:06 Yes, I did.
00:19:48 Ooh, your menu's stinky. Stop being ridiculous.
00:20:43 Happy anniversary. I love you.
00:21:26 Now every man for himself.
Cast & Characters
Kevin James
Doug Heffernan
Leah Remini
Carrie Heffernan
Jerry Stiller
Arthur Spooner
Victor Williams
Deacon Palmer
Patton Oswalt
Spence Olchin
Gary Valentine
Danny Heffernan
Nicole Sullivan
Holly Shumpert
Andrea Savage
Kate
Torrey DeVitto
Traci
Alex Craig Mann
Maître D
Peggy Lane
Waitress
Courtney Wieden
Helga
Shira Scott Astrof
Trish
Mookie Barker
Usher
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed411
Dialogue density19.6 lines / min
First line00:00:07
Final line00:21:26
Production Record
DirectorAndrew D. Weyman
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes165
Factoids
Episode
The King of Queens, season 7, episode 9: Cologne Ranger.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/4238/season/7/episode/9
Rating source
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