The King of Queens — S06E24 — Awful Bigamy

00:00:05 Hello.

00:00:48 The man's conducting a political poll

00:02:04 Into layman's terms so a jury can understand it, ok?

00:02:53 Doug, nobody's last name is penis.

00:03:41 Why?

00:04:16 Can she stay with us?

00:05:15 But now we'll be just sitting there eating

00:08:21 Cereal.

00:09:34 Oh, thank you.

00:10:22 I don't know if i have 5 bucks on me.

00:11:22 Hope you like chocolate!

00:12:30 Upstairs wife,

00:13:14 This is an insult to carrie.

00:13:44 I've-I've had it.

00:14:20 On the coffee table, ok?

00:14:57 All right, well, if you don't have any imbeciles on your jury,

00:15:44 You're right.

00:16:23 Great, great. Uh, could you go into the garage

00:17:00 So you just forget about all this apartment stuff.

00:17:36 And the seabiscuit dvd with extras.

00:18:23 Doug, great party. Oh, thanks, man.

00:19:10 You're my favorite.

00:20:05 What-What's goin' on here?

00:21:12 Oh, come on, baby, don't be like that. I love you.