The King of Queens — S06E06 — Affidavit Justice
2003 · 21 MIN · IMDB 8.1 · 185 VOTES
Overview
When the partners of Carrie's law firm notice Doug's softball skills, they ask him to pretend that he's a lawyer in order to play on their company team. Carrie worries that Doug won't be able to pull off being a lawyer, but he is so convincing, an opposing firm offers him a job.
Dialogue Timeline — 434 lines
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00:00:34 Good morning. Hey, deac.
00:01:17 To this stupid picnic?
00:02:43 chickens? E- I-E-I-O?
00:03:37 You don't need to pay me reparations.
00:04:26 2 dead!
00:05:05 All right, come on. I made my rounds,
00:06:21 Uh, yes, we will eat,
00:06:59 That's what happens when you let a corporate lawyer
00:07:44 Yeah!
00:08:22 Bagels.
00:09:21 I'm gonna be their ringer, for god sakes.
00:10:02 I can pass as a lawyer, no problem.
00:10:41 My sheets are soaked with sweat.
00:11:24 Could you goose up the heat a bit?
00:12:04 You know what?
00:13:48 "Good afternoon, and thank you
00:14:30 No, i'm not going to patch you through.
00:15:18 Being a package delivery guy.
00:16:09 and an extra $10 for each conviction.
00:17:07 Well, then they offered me a job.
00:17:41 He's a lawyer.
00:18:19 You'll have to return them.
00:19:03 In lieu of cash, maybe you can pay me back
00:20:57 Shamahama!
Cast & Characters
Kevin James
Doug Heffernan
Leah Remini
Carrie Heffernan
Jerry Stiller
Arthur Spooner
Victor Williams
Deacon Palmer
Patton Oswalt
Spence Olchin
Gary Valentine
Danny Heffernan
Nicole Sullivan
Holly Shumpert
Michael Kostroff
Mr. Thompson
Roland Kickinger
Vin
Victor Raider-Wexler
Mr. Kaufman
Michael C. Mahon
Mr. Rogers
Todd Sandler
Bruce Pibb
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed434
Dialogue density20.7 lines / min
First line00:00:34
Final line00:20:57
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes185
Factoids
Episode
The King of Queens, season 6, episode 6: Affidavit Justice.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/4238/season/6/episode/6
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