The King of Queens — S06E03 — King Pong
2003 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.7 · 422 VOTES
Overview
When Arthur handily beats Doug in several games of ping-pong, Doug decides to test his skills on Carrie, but is humiliated when he loses once again. In a desperate attempt to keep his ego intact, he asks Arthur to train him so that he can beat his wife.
Dialogue Timeline — 408 lines
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00:00:08 WHOA. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
00:00:45 OK! ALL RIGHT! OK!
00:02:16 I'M BACK.
00:03:06 WE CAN FINALLY AFFORD TO GET A NICE PLACE TOGETHER,
00:04:21 OK, GRAMPS, ANY WAY WE CAN SPEED THINGS UP HERE A LITTLE BIT?
00:05:20 UM, IS THIS THE BIG PROMOTION
00:06:02 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
00:06:59 AND LIVE IN THE ABOVEGROUND PART OF THE HOUSE.
00:08:06 IT'S FINE.
00:08:54 OHH.
00:09:38 HOW DO YOU THINK? I TAUGHT HER.
00:10:28 AND PUSHED YOUR PLUMPIES TOGETHER.
00:11:18 DOUGLAS...
00:12:11 RELEASE INTO ME!
00:13:17 IS SOMEONE GONNA GET THAT?
00:14:05 AND I DON'T WANT THIS TO BECOME A PROBLEM BETWEEN US.
00:14:53 THAT'S 20 TO 12, ADVANTAGE DOUG HEFFERNAN.
00:15:48 MY LADY FRIEND AND I ARE IN KIND OF A RUSH,
00:16:24 OH, YEAH!
00:17:55 I'VE DECREED A NIGHT OF SEX...
00:18:36 AND YOU CAN'T GIVE ME MY PROPS.
00:19:18 CAN WE JUST GET PAST IT?
00:20:13 OK... OH, ALL RIGHT. LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
00:21:08 IT'S 12-9. YOUR BALL.
Cast & Characters
Kevin James
Doug Heffernan
Leah Remini
Carrie Heffernan
Jerry Stiller
Arthur Spooner
Victor Williams
Deacon Palmer
Patton Oswalt
Spence Olchin
Gary Valentine
Danny Heffernan
Nicole Sullivan
Holly Shumpert
Rachel Dratch
Denise
Jamie Kaler
Trevor
Jim Swift
Carwash Owner
Steve McCammon
Ed
Dan Leegant
Perry
Vince Cefalu
Boss
Hans Raith
Bar Patron
Greg Allen Johnson
Jim
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed408
Dialogue density19.4 lines / min
First line00:00:08
Final line00:21:08
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes422
Factoids
Episode
The King of Queens, season 6, episode 3: King Pong.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/4238/season/6/episode/3
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