The King of Queens — S05E05 — Mammary Lane
2002 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · 190 VOTES
Overview
Doug's bowling team prepares for a tournament, while Carrie agrees to babysit Mr. Kaplan's son, in hopes of furthering her career. But when Doug throws out a mercy flirt and Carrie runs into an awkward set of hands, all goes downhill.
Dialogue Timeline — 504 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:36 Doug: Follow the break. Follow the break.
00:01:24 It's weird. I've never really...
00:02:24 Not this one.
00:03:10 Mark my words!
00:03:55 I'll be renting my shoes over the phone.
00:04:48 Thanks.
00:05:59 We're going to have a lot of fun.
00:06:48 A train? Choo choo!
00:07:33 or a snake...
00:08:21 No, no, no, no. Come here.
00:09:14 Mail Boxes Etc.
00:10:07 but, um, this guy says he broke a lace.
00:11:14 I'm that much of a sleazeball?
00:12:24 Unless you really want Chinese.
00:13:15 The kid gropes me,
00:13:59 I don't have a brother!
00:14:50 Just now. Um...
00:15:24 let's see what shows TiVo recorded
00:16:17 Not so good.
00:17:16 I'm surprised she didn't burrow under the alley
00:18:00 Come on, now, you can do better than that.
00:18:47 that I can't do it anymore.
00:19:57 those are fake.
00:21:26 TV Announcer: Tonight on Queer as Folk...
Cast & Characters
Kevin James
Doug Heffernan
Leah Remini
Carrie Heffernan
Jerry Stiller
Arthur Spooner
Victor Williams
Deacon Palmer
Patton Oswalt
Spence Olchin
Gary Valentine
Danny Heffernan
Nicole Sullivan
Holly Shumpert
Rachel Dratch
Denise
Jamie Kaler
Trevor
Victor Raider-Wexler
Mr. Kaufman
Melissa Chan
Kim
Jimmy Shubert
Jimmy
Iris Almario
Tanya
Anthony De Marco
Jordan Kaplan
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed504
Dialogue density22.9 lines / min
First line00:00:36
Final line00:21:26
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes190
Factoids
Episode
The King of Queens, season 5, episode 5: Mammary Lane.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/4238/season/5/episode/5
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