The King of Queens — S05E04 — Kirbed Enthusiasm
2002 · 22 MIN · IMDB 8.0 · 157 VOTES
Overview
Deacon asks Doug to help him coach his 8-year-old son's football team and the boy challenges Doug to try out for a semi-pro team, but Carrie isn't thrilled with the idea until she sees an interesting photo of him.
Dialogue Timeline — 463 lines
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00:00:05 OK, vanilla cone with the rainbow sprinkles...
00:01:32 Hey, I've been plenty active...
00:02:37 Carrie!
00:03:18 school play, and next summer,
00:04:11 Go ahead.
00:05:04 to put the pee back in peewee.
00:05:38 So you quit? I didn't quit, OK?
00:06:28 What's up?
00:08:28 All right. We can lose that.
00:09:13 Well, there's...
00:10:05 Uh, you know what? Don't worry about me.
00:10:54 runnin' around with a bunch of 8-year-olds,
00:11:50 I'll do what I want!
00:12:51 No.
00:13:38 Let's go, maggot!
00:14:24 Yeah. Good.
00:15:12 He's eatin' right.
00:16:16 You take a short break, all right?
00:16:59 Wow! Whoo!
00:17:48 I don't think you can bench 200.
00:18:34 how much I was liftin', how fast I was runnin'.
00:19:37 You're lookin' at me right now like I'm 2 meals away
00:20:26 But you're strong, Doug, and football is your game.
00:21:55 a bucket of rocky road.
Cast & Characters
Kevin James
Doug Heffernan
Leah Remini
Carrie Heffernan
Jerry Stiller
Arthur Spooner
Victor Williams
Deacon Palmer
Patton Oswalt
Spence Olchin
Gary Valentine
Danny Heffernan
Nicole Sullivan
Holly Shumpert
Cayden Boyd
Li’l Jared
Nick Bakay
Father McDaniel
P.J. Marino
Ice Cream Guy #1
Peter Berg
Li’l Eddie
Marshaun Daniel
Kirby Palmer
Jordan Green
Li’l Nicholas
Andrew Reville
Ice Cream Guy #2
Troy Aguayo
Football Player
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed463
Dialogue density21.0 lines / min
First line00:00:05
Final line00:21:55
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes157
Factoids
Episode
The King of Queens, season 5, episode 4: Kirbed Enthusiasm.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/4238/season/5/episode/4
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