The King of Queens — S05E03 — Holy Mackerel

00:00:10 Guess what song I'm playing.

00:00:55 Right? Yeah.

00:02:23 Great. "Monday's bagel should be poppy."

00:03:04 Hey, nice sweat suit.

00:03:53 Don't snooze it again.

00:04:30 Little Doug will be there with his freckles

00:05:14 You're not my Chinese food, but hello.

00:06:01 All right. Where do you want to sit?

00:07:17 Don't mention Doug and Carrie.

00:07:56 You want money?

00:08:35 Any other questions?

00:10:17 I'm sorry, what?

00:10:56 OK, it's not like blowing out your birthday candles.

00:11:46 but I'm too busy looking for cheap shoes for Carrie. Oh, well!

00:12:23 This... does not equal

00:13:12 I will just use my prayers to cancel out your prayers.

00:14:15 Game Announcer: Jets deep in the hole on their own 10,

00:14:58 40% off. I only asked for 30.

00:15:52 Is not! Can you wear a football game?

00:16:46 I'm against you. That's not an option.

00:17:39 What is your problem?

00:18:21 See? We healed Mrs. Donnelly.

00:19:32 Oh, wake up, Carrie.

00:21:04 Oh, what could have been...