The King of Queens — S02E22 — Soft Touch

00:00:13 Oh, can I fit there?

00:02:15 Bologna? We... We have bologna?

00:02:59 You can't go yet. Why not?

00:03:36 That's when I go to a "Hey, gotta stop meeting like this,"

00:04:29 I hate you for this.

00:05:28 Hey, dinner and a show.

00:06:17 Do you enjoy a nice glass of water?

00:07:23 I get a cut from the sale of each filter

00:08:13 Doug, if you don't think it's a good idea, just say that.

00:09:03 to get to know Tim a little better, you know?

00:09:55 Doug, are you insane? You're gonna sell water filters?

00:10:44 how you're gonna get rich selling water filters?

00:11:30 they're about to get a new member.

00:12:37 Morning, all.

00:13:33 to whoever you want.

00:14:15 Excuse me, darling.

00:15:02 Hello, tastier soups.

00:15:43 I'm not interested.

00:16:38 Okay, I guess I'm in.

00:17:47 This is what it's all about. Family.

00:18:40 Come on, man.

00:19:30 Yeah, what did you sell?

00:20:21 The water started coming out black.

00:21:22 Don't you?