The King of Queens — S02E19 — Surprise Artie

00:00:16 Hello?

00:00:54 I do so. It's a very solid hello.

00:02:44 In case you didn't catch that subtle hint,

00:03:32 Sunday? No, no! You can't do it on Sunday!

00:04:23 Now come on!

00:05:13 and I thought, "Hey, why not grab the man down under?"

00:06:00 Well, that's something we share! So you coming?

00:06:56 Hey, you like the buffet here, right?

00:07:50 It's okay, all right? I can take the hit.

00:08:42 So!

00:09:26 Oh, thank you for coming!

00:10:48 I am being discreet, okay?

00:11:29 I'm going to the bathroom.

00:12:16 It's been 40 years,

00:13:04 He got loose.

00:14:01 and you screw it up!

00:14:56 Don't start up again, you sick, paranoid bastard!

00:16:00 Don't you... Oh, my God!

00:16:46 what Doug meant was...

00:17:33 The reason Doug took you out today

00:18:13 That's impossible! I was working the night shift!

00:19:19 Uh... That's... that's fine.

00:20:04 This is such an honor!

00:21:43 Stop it!