The King of Queens — S02E05 — Tube Steaks

00:00:23 Wow. You got a whole world going on in there, huh?

00:01:07 Fine.

00:02:34 To the top of the key...

00:03:20 No, you have to go now.

00:03:58 I'll be back in a little while.

00:04:40 Well, I was lucky enough to arrive at the pharmacy

00:05:19 When you're in front of that stupid TV,

00:06:09 I had you last night too.

00:07:07 That you left it open!

00:07:54 If you would have picked up the ear drops

00:08:34 Yeah. We paid exactly $2688 for it.

00:09:22 But that's not enough.

00:10:02 I don't think it would be so easy

00:10:53 That's deep.

00:11:26 Okay? There's no sports. There's no Rhoda.

00:12:44 Really nice one too.

00:13:46 over some college guy I was dating?

00:14:35 Well, also because you went out and spent your hard-earned money

00:15:22 Finally I just said, "Lady, two words: FedEx."

00:16:08 "because I'm going to work overtime

00:17:22 Nine errors. Wow.

00:18:12 You say you were up there. You were borrowing a pen,

00:18:45 the smoke was actually just steam from my coffee.

00:19:37 CARRIE: Oh, please.