The Killer Condom
1996 · 107 MIN · IMDB 5.4 · 3,529 VOTES · DIR. Martin Walz
Overview
In New York City, detective Luigi Mackeroni investigates a string of mysterious penile mutilations at the Hotel Quickie. After Mackeroni attempts to have a tryst with a gigolo he meets in the lobby, a carniverous condom bites off his right testicle and flees, which sets the detective off on a quest to stop the predatory prophylactic once and for all.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,142 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:59 Come on, Phyllis
00:04:56 Morning, Detective!
00:08:03 and threw it out the window.
00:12:47 - Good luck. - Loogi!
00:15:23 Go on, hit me!
00:19:46 It was hell Sam. You'd have run too.
00:23:20 "BSE", "high-risk groups", "Take That".
00:26:18 If we... I mean...
00:29:27 Hey! I just got a new delivery of rubbers.
00:33:12 you won't need a killer condom to get castrated!
00:37:32 Are you out of your mind?
00:41:58 Nice penis...
00:45:06 Women adore you! You should give it a try.
00:51:19 Tamara, darling: Would you open it? My nails aren't dry yet.
01:00:16 Killer condom strikes again!
01:03:49 I never thought...
01:06:43 Starting tonight I want a plant on the gay scene
01:11:14 Let's get a coffee. - I don't want any!
01:15:29 but that woman
01:21:15 I'm Professor Smirnoff!
01:24:48 "Man shall not lie with another man. "
01:31:43 - Get me down! - Please, Macaroni!
01:36:18 My bra is killing me, my wig itches and my balls are still tight as a fist.
01:39:32 Kiss me, Cop!
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,142
Dialogue density10.7 lines / min
First line00:00:59
Final line01:39:32
Production Record
DirectorMartin Walz
LanguageGerman
IMDb votes3,529