The Jerk Theory

00:00:49 I am not a bum.

00:03:35 ...a Tab and a couple of Twinkies.

00:08:08 Well, if this is out there, think how much more is out there!.

00:12:17 Is it an accident?

00:15:35 "l'm enclosing $2!"

00:18:32 No, not locked up. We got a lot of cash. Just that the banks are closed...

00:23:36 Oh, my God!.

00:26:56 Thanks!.

00:30:52 He thought he had himself a rube.

00:35:22 "Today l found out what my special purpose is for.

00:39:32 Miss?

00:42:39 Why are you smiling?

00:45:57 While Patti tends to be more direct.

00:50:05 My mother sacrificed everything to send me through cosmetology school.

00:53:42 "Just the echo of a sigh

00:57:26 "...as l've lost all my jobs.

01:01:32 Two hundred and fifty big ones.

01:05:07 What?

01:08:25 See that? "Be somebody."

01:12:49 This year's. No more of this old stuff.

01:15:30 Let's toast!.

01:19:39 I award to Mr. Reiner...

01:22:56 And that's all l need, too!.

01:27:30 -"Lordy -"Pick a bale a day