The Jerk Theory

00:00:49 I am not a bum.

00:03:37 -Here, darling. -Mom, thanks.

00:08:17 -But Navin-- -Let him go.

00:12:23 Fire!.

00:15:46 "Well, l've got to go now. What do you think l do, write letters all day?"

00:18:51 Credit card.

00:24:05 This is the kind of spontaneous publicity...

00:27:34 We don't have defective cans. We have a defective person!.

00:31:30 Get your weight guessed right here!. Only a buck!.

00:35:57 And he's got the kisses here.

00:40:19 Do you have any boyfriends?

00:43:36 I take after my mother's side of the family.

00:46:47 "And tonight

00:50:58 ...you almost look dead.

00:54:46 But this seems like the right time and place, so here goes.

00:59:33 I was a little mixed up at that time.

01:02:58 "Dear Harry, guess what?

01:06:37 "...and how l used to wish for a living room with a plaster lion in it from Mexico?

01:10:12 Good Lord. I've heard about this. Cat juggling.

01:14:07 You took bullfighting?

01:17:47 Now, as a director, l am constantly using my eyes...

01:21:27 Me?

01:25:55 -Taj!. -Don't kiss me!.

02:06:04 -Here's a triple dix. Keep the change.