The Irresistible Piggies
2002 · 97 MIN · IMDB 5.1 · 127 VOTES · DIR. Lo Kim-Wah
Overview
When Turtle starts working for LMF Corporation with his cousin Lun, he immediately meets the four "pork chops": Mo, Mei, Hung and Pao. Mo is beautiful but bald, Mei has excessive body hair (that somehow resulted from a sexual assault), Hung has a large red birthmark on her face, and Pao has abnormally small eyes. The four girls are teased and discriminated against by their other colleagues and are finally fired by their beautiful, evil boss Christine. With the help of their gay hairdresser (Jordan Chan) and some friends inside the company, the girls become "irresistibly" beautiful, and secretly get rehired under new identities. There, they plot revenge on those who made fun of them, and especially the power-hungry Christine.
Dialogue Timeline — 867 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:51:18 ...a low-interest rate installment
00:52:45 Calm down!
00:54:48 I'm looking for it!
00:56:35 Don't you wait here anymore.
00:58:49 Look.
01:00:23 How are we going to get this kind of money?
01:01:50 You should go to this room.
01:03:29 But where did you go?
01:05:53 How can you blow a ping pong?
01:08:28 Shit!
01:10:31 Let me ask you. Now...
01:12:16 Hello
01:13:54 You find me some beautiful girls for the PR department.
01:15:27 We didn't say that was you. You maybe ugly but not yet
01:17:12 Are you serious?
01:19:36 ...bribery onto the disk.
01:21:25 If I shake a bit more, I will get pregnant easier.
01:23:07 Right, we will dump you into the sea, right now!
01:25:22 Where is Christine?
01:28:16 Where there is a phone, there is communication.
01:30:14 I know you very well!
01:31:32 You get the wrong person! Let go! Are you nuts?
01:32:58 Of course not!
09:20:00 the rest when you are recovered.