The Irresistible Piggies
2002 · 97 MIN · IMDB 5.1 · 127 VOTES · DIR. Lo Kim-Wah
Overview
When Turtle starts working for LMF Corporation with his cousin Lun, he immediately meets the four "pork chops": Mo, Mei, Hung and Pao. Mo is beautiful but bald, Mei has excessive body hair (that somehow resulted from a sexual assault), Hung has a large red birthmark on her face, and Pao has abnormally small eyes. The four girls are teased and discriminated against by their other colleagues and are finally fired by their beautiful, evil boss Christine. With the help of their gay hairdresser (Jordan Chan) and some friends inside the company, the girls become "irresistibly" beautiful, and secretly get rehired under new identities. There, they plot revenge on those who made fun of them, and especially the power-hungry Christine.
Dialogue Timeline — 867 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:51:18 ...a low-interest rate installment
00:52:45 Calm down!
00:54:44 Hung, have you found it on the net?
00:56:33 We're going to Shenzhen tomorrow.
00:58:45 Pretty?
01:00:11 To self-improve yourself.
01:01:42 Close the door please.
01:03:23 You have more hair now.
01:05:40 Chun Chun, your beard doesn't look real.
01:08:14 That's me.
01:10:02 All beautified!
01:11:44 Good, you're pretty...
01:13:29 Come on!
01:15:10 But you are not that sincere, are you?
01:16:42 I said we are very fond of Feng Shui.
01:19:06 One more.
01:21:01 How would I know?
01:22:36 The whole building goes out of electricity.
01:24:47 Christine speaking.
01:27:02 Don't... Please... Stop!
01:29:47 PO KAI is...
01:31:04 William, they kidnap me. Call the police!
01:32:25 I have something to tell you.
01:33:51 I've got my daughter back.