The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath!
1975 · 184 MIN · IMDB 8.1 · 14,219 VOTES · DIR. Eldar Ryazanov
Overview
A group of old friends have a tradition of going to a public bathing house on New Year's Eve. Occasionally too much vodka and beer makes two of them unconscious. The problem is that one of them (Sasha) has to go to Leningrad but another one (Zhenya) goes. Zhenya wakes up at Leningrad airport. Believing that he is still in Moscow he takes a taxi and goes home. The street name, building and even apartment number, the way an apartment complex looks the same and the key coincide completely - just typical Soviet-type 'economy' architecture. Imagine the surprise of Nadya when she enters her apartment and finds a man without trousers in her bed. What's more - Nadya's fiancé also finds him there...
Dialogue Timeline — 2,076 lines
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00:00:05 MOSFILM Studio
00:09:28 And what about the Katanyans? I don't understand...
00:16:50 Zhenya, I have to go. I have so much to do!
00:23:20 I wonder what you chose.
00:29:19 He can too.
00:42:05 Oh, that feels good! Can I have some more?
00:47:51 It's grey with a striped pattern...
00:55:10 I'm not talking to you!
01:03:49 Yes?
01:11:32 Yes! I have to.
01:21:09 I have to find out, when's the first flight to Moscow.
01:28:58 She's been hiding you from us.
01:35:11 - Did you make that yourself? - Well of course.
01:43:22 So far away?
01:50:12 It's a tradition they have.
01:58:47 Think for yourself, decide for yourself: to have or not to have.
02:05:40 Have you ever been married?
02:11:44 You brought Zhenya with you?! I call a divorce!
02:19:22 If he shows up again, I'll throw him down the stairwell!
02:29:09 I asked autumn...
02:36:06 Don't touch me!
02:44:08 No, I won't go by train.
02:53:01 Oh, my God!
12:02:05 Moscow.