The Invention of Lying

00:00:48 Testing. Testing.

00:04:30 -After you. -Thanks.

00:07:24 Has a funny little snub nose.

00:11:48 Coming soon from Lecture Films

00:15:42 Is that 'cause you just got fired?

00:19:00 It's not broken.

00:22:56 Come on!

00:26:19 I don't even know your...

00:29:33 -You should be ashamed of yourself! -Officer.

00:32:48 Later.

00:37:41 Come, watch me read about the exciting events

00:41:44 "until one day, a great writer by the name of Mark Bellison

00:45:17 to be well taken care of, financially stable.

00:51:56 Will everyone who has ever died be there?

00:55:23 waiting for Mark Bellison to come forth and tell the people what he knows.

00:59:28 Well, don't eat that, then.

01:02:38 "Number ten, even if the man in the sky does bad stuff to you

01:08:02 -Well, that's what everyone sees. -I wasn't finished.

01:11:50 If I don't sleep with him

01:14:51 -Oh, that is exciting. -It's very, very exciting.

01:18:31 What's going on?

01:22:57 -Haven't seen you much lately. -Yeah, I know.

01:29:47 I thought I was your best friend.

01:34:29 He loves it.