The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

00:00:36 I'm gonna kill you, Weinselstein!

00:05:31 Wow. You're like a boy witch.

00:11:16 Can we do one show without this bitch-fest?

00:15:16 Female volunteer. Let's see who we have.

00:18:56 Well, just Wednesdays. Plus I'm doing some webisodes.

00:22:10 Whorethy. That's what they called her.

00:26:06 you'll love Sally's signature steakhouse, Bally's Steakhouse.

00:29:16 Because it's new.

00:33:02 "Maybe if you'd come to rehearsal."

00:36:27 The show goes on.

00:40:39 Are you telling me that I don't have any money?

00:44:32 ...and now you're just a sad, pathetic shell of what you once were...

00:50:26 - So this is where old entertainers go to die. - Mm-hm.

00:53:39 ...and I'm late for my coma.

00:56:59 Ugh.

01:00:41 - And now-- - I'll pay you 500 bucks.

01:05:10 This is my handkerchief.

01:08:35 Rance, it's Burt. The party is today.

01:11:46 Oh, my gosh.

01:14:34 He's in a very safe place.

01:18:25 They wanted food and clean water.

01:22:35 - I'd love to. - Not as our assistant.

01:27:13 Hey, when did you guys get here?

75:00:00 on bed sheets.