The Incredible Adventures of Professor Branestawm

00:00:51 That's it.

00:02:49 I've a good mind to sue her.

00:05:26 Hello?

00:07:08 What has happened? And why? And how?

00:09:01 Now, you, I presume, are Professor Branestawm.

00:10:55 at the Commonwealth Games!

00:13:09 What do you mean I called you?

00:15:25 when he comes home from work. Slippers? Tea? Husbands? Otters?

00:17:14 Stop that!

00:19:21 All that sort of thing?

00:21:22 I'd like to talk to you about a matter of great import...

00:23:24 You will get rid of this monstrosity

00:25:24 Plenty of milk and four sugars for me, please, Prof.

00:28:32 Three, actually, but we mustn't focus on minor details.

00:30:47 and I remember taking a picture of you

00:32:34 So I invented this.

00:34:21 once the liquid has dried off

00:36:46 which has one of the shortest spires in England.

00:39:18 What do you want me to say?

00:41:12 and it's soaked through to the picture underneath.

00:44:13 I've had my results, Mother, it's a first.

00:46:08 Stop that photograph!

00:48:31 in fact I'm positively stupid

00:51:10 If you have saved my lovely town hall