The Ice Pirates
1984 · 91 MIN · IMDB 5.6 · 12,246 VOTES · DIR. Stewart Raffill
Overview
In the not too distant future, where by far the most precious commodity in the galaxy is water. The last surviving water planet was somehow removed to the unreachable centre of the galaxy at the end of the galactic trade wars. The galaxy is ruled by an evil emperor presiding over a trade oligarchy that controls all mining and sale of ice from asteroids and comets.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,121 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:40 Range is 120.
00:08:22 What happened to "we rape, we pillage"?
00:12:24 It's a negative.
00:16:00 I'll cut it off!
00:18:37 Here they come.
00:22:10 Redesigned?
00:25:17 Workers unite!
00:28:45 Then, I suppose we'll take...
00:32:16 He wants us to bring him a sandwich.
00:35:24 - Range and bearings? - 3-2-4.
00:37:53 Percy, keep an eye on them.
00:42:24 - What's that on your back? - What's on my back?
00:45:34 Just my size, spaceman. How about a good time?
00:48:27 - is that guy sitting right over there. - Thank you.
00:53:11 Do you like my blouse?
00:57:12 and massacred the entire crew.
01:01:36 It's there, Jason.
01:04:47 Yes.
01:09:42 I've coddled him as if he were my own child.
01:13:40 some kind of message in the memory bank?
01:16:47 Sure. I wanted him to be perfect.
01:21:47 Starfield's closing at a multiple of seven.
01:24:30 Get in there! Be careful. Watch out, don't...
01:28:39 I'd have cut him to pieces 10 minutes ago.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,121
Dialogue density12.3 lines / min
First line00:01:40
Final line01:28:39
Production Record
DirectorStewart Raffill
LanguageEnglish
Budget$9,000,000
Revenue$14,250,000
IMDb votes12,246