The Hottie & The Nottie
2008 · 91 MIN · IMDB 2.0 · 39,388 VOTES · DIR. Tom Putnam
Overview
Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel's ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What's even more complicating is Nate's growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,471 lines
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00:00:48 You know the girl.
00:05:14 But Jane was right.
00:08:33 Of course she is!
00:13:12 Oh, good.
00:17:17 Uh, not that l've noticed now.
00:21:14 Somebody'll take her.
00:24:52 Ewww. Gross.
00:28:22 lt's fine. lt's fine. 's fine. Come on.
00:31:14 You're not going anywhere.
00:35:16 l heard somewhere that 95 percent of the way others see you
00:38:02 l paid for it.
00:41:59 Well, it looks like Cole and l are going to have to take ...
00:46:14 Cheers.
00:49:15 but my insurance doesn't cover any cosmetic stuff, so
00:52:15 l had my skin lasered last week.
00:55:18 Once or twice a year.
00:58:43 ...fireflies burning the night away.
01:02:10 He's some kind of a damned pod person.
01:04:55 Hey.
01:07:14 You gave yourself the better one?
01:10:50 Beep. Beep. Beep.
01:14:07 there are plenty of guys who'd love to have her.
01:17:58 lt's just one night.
01:23:57 And l followed you.
Cast & Characters
Paris Hilton
Cristabel Abbott
Joel David Moore
Nate Cooper
Christine Lakin
June Phigg
Johann Urb
Johann Wulrich
Adam Kulbersh
Cole Slawsen
Greg Romero Wilson
Arno Blount
Marianne Muellerleile
Mrs. Blount
Kathryn Fiore
Jane
Scott Prendergast
Randy - Creepy Albino Guy
Morgan Rusler
Stan - 'Marry Me' Guy
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,471
Dialogue density16.2 lines / min
First line00:00:48
Final line01:23:57
Production Record
DirectorTom Putnam
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes39,388