The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
2008 · 10 MIN · IMDB 7.6 · 6,761 VOTES · DIR. Richard Gale
Overview
From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.
Dialogue Timeline — 61 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:07 Some murders take seconds...
00:00:14 Some murders take hours...
00:00:21 takes YEARS!
00:00:30 Ouch! What the...
00:00:40 What the f*ck is wrong with you!?
00:00:51 Lunatic has been attacking me all night He's just broken into my house and...
00:01:01 Ok, this might sound ridiculous, but he's got a
00:01:11 If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
00:01:25 The strange man has been attacking me with a spoon...
00:01:33 Did you say spoon?
00:01:46 Get the hell out of here!
00:01:51 determine that these wounds aren't self-inflicted.
00:02:12 Get away from me! Get away from me!
00:02:47 The mark of a Genosage! Nothing can stop the Genosage...
00:03:24 It will follow you to the ends of the earth!
00:04:03 You can't kill it!
00:04:18 It will catch you! It will hit you!
00:04:37 and again, and again... (oh so tired, lol)
00:05:43 Pounding and bounding and bounding, shuffle
00:06:19 Come on! Come on! Come on mother f*cker!
00:07:49 over 12 years in the making...
00:07:57 with a running time of over 9 hours!
00:08:28 Chaotic Rampage American Pictures (C.R.A.P) Proudly presents...
20:00:00 spoonfulls of terror?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed61
Dialogue density6.1 lines / min
First line00:00:07
Final line20:00:00
Production Record
DirectorRichard Gale
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes6,761