The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
2008 · 10 MIN · IMDB 7.6 · 6,761 VOTES · DIR. Richard Gale
Overview
From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.
Dialogue Timeline — 61 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:07 Some murders take seconds...
00:00:18 Now...
00:00:26 It began as a nuisance
00:00:38 Get out of my house!
00:00:45 Forensic Pathologist Jack Cucchiaio is running for his life...
00:01:01 Ok, this might sound ridiculous, but he's got a
00:01:11 If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
00:01:29 He's haunting me like... oh... everywhere...
00:01:35 Oh I just want my life back!
00:01:48 I'm sorry Jack, but there's just no way to
00:01:58 You need the evidence, Jack...
00:02:47 The mark of a Genosage! Nothing can stop the Genosage...
00:03:24 It will follow you to the ends of the earth!
00:04:03 You can't kill it!
00:04:25 With a spoon! Again, and again, and again...
00:05:37 The spoon thunders down with relentless merciness, soul shattering fury
00:05:50 I feel like I'm losing my mind!
00:07:34 A major motion picture event...
00:07:57 with a running time of over 9 hours!
00:08:28 Chaotic Rampage American Pictures (C.R.A.P) Proudly presents...
20:00:00 spoonfulls of terror?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed61
Dialogue density6.1 lines / min
First line00:00:07
Final line20:00:00
Production Record
DirectorRichard Gale
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes6,761