The Home Teachers
2004 · 82 MIN · IMDB 4.3 · 391 VOTES · DIR. Kurt Hale
Overview
Stocky Greg's passion is football, and he rounds up his family from their respective church meetings and rushes home just in time to make the kick-off of the Sunday afternoon Vikings game. He has just planted himself in front of his massive television screen scarfing down chicken when his new home teaching companion, Nelson, calls to inform him that he has set an appointment to visit the Mori family in 15 minutes. Mormon males serving as home teachers are admonished to visit with their assigned families once a month, bring them a spiritual message, and provide help as necessary. Nelson, a nerdy "letter of the law" kind of Mormon who will not even purchase gas on a Sunday, intends to visit 100 % of his assigned families every month, and as this is the last day of the month even the many madcap mishaps that start immediately will not deter him from completing his duty despite Greg's griping and attempts to get back to the games.
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00:00:13 # You can make the pathway bright #
00:04:55 Imuttering)
00:07:52 is he gonna get sick?
00:09:51 Oh, it's more than likely family, l'm sure of it.
00:12:09 Oh, by the way, l grabbed your Ensign.
00:15:22 Roboam begat Athia
00:18:06 ln fact, how many of you kids know
00:22:38 How you doin'?
00:25:29 Greg Blazer
00:28:18 And you said you'd go.
00:31:28 Really?
00:33:39 our love, our devotion, our gratitude
00:36:12 ls that a Sports lllustrated?
00:39:43 Family Home Evening group.
00:42:28 lf you're not gonna stop for gas
00:46:08 We're back about three chapters in Genesis.
00:48:49 Let me show you how it's done.
00:54:11 Bad plumbing or not
00:58:46 Hey, Dad. Have fun?
01:02:26 Hey, tell your wife l'm sorry about keeping you out all day.
01:06:02 (Greg) Good night.
01:09:39 # And earth will appear #
01:13:01 The other one is kind of a companion-warming gift
01:15:52 And l can do--l mean, we can do so many things together.