The Guru
2002 · 91 MIN · IMDB 5.4 · 15,641 VOTES · DIR. Daisy von Scherler Mayer
Overview
Bored with Bollywood movies but fascinated with their Hollywood counterparts from his youth, Ram dreams to become a singer and actor in America, the country where dreams are made. He is encouraged when his American-based close friend, Vijay Rao, comes for visit, and brags about driving a Mercedes and living in a penthouse.
Dialogue Timeline - 1,325 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME - EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:37 [Mystical sitar music]
00:05:19 I dreamt of it my whole life.
00:09:11 So what happened to your business empire?
00:12:46 - "Do you want nachos with your Big Gulp?" - Piss off, man.
00:15:55 Standing by for wood.
00:19:14 - Hey. - Hey.
00:22:42 and opera.
00:27:29 Kali is the goddess of death and destruction.
00:31:15 These guru-types don't just put on turbans and screw chicks.
00:34:06 I just want your help with a professional problem.
00:37:16 So the other day, what happened? Why did you lose it?
00:40:32 I am, yaar.
00:44:10 Hi.
00:47:57 La Bamba.
00:51:59 - You bastards! Turn it off! - What? You've seen Good Will Humping?
00:55:02 - Your guy's not here? - He's coming. He had a thing, got tied up.
00:58:57 What more could a swami ask for?
01:03:06 If it doesn't interfere with couples' bowling, right, honey?
01:06:21 CROWD [Singing]: I don't want clever
01:09:31 FAN: Guru.
01:14:06 MAN: Hey, is that him?
01:17:03 But my heart beats for the second hoseman on my truck.
01:20:29 Is that your plumber?
01:24:04 [Joyous Hindi dance song]
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,325
Dialogue density14.6 lines / min
First line00:00:37
Final line01:24:04
Production Record
DirectorDaisy von Scherler Mayer
LanguageEnglish
Revenue$24,128,678
IMDb votes15,641