The Guru
2002 · 91 MIN · IMDB 5.4 · 15,641 VOTES · DIR. Daisy von Scherler Mayer
Overview
Bored with Bollywood movies but fascinated with their Hollywood counterparts from his youth, Ram dreams to become a singer and actor in America, the country where dreams are made. He is encouraged when his American-based close friend, Vijay Rao, comes for visit, and brags about driving a Mercedes and living in a penthouse.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,325 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:37 [Mystical sitar music]
00:05:16 And my heart is telling me to go to America.
00:09:03 I want what you promised me in your letters.
00:12:35 "Grease" Travolta.
00:15:40 Hello, I'm Senator Snatch.
00:18:38 SHARRONA: Taxi! Taxi!
00:21:57 Rasphal, I was just wondering about my job.
00:26:46 LEXl: Swami Bu. RAMU: Call me Ramu.
00:30:40 VIJAY: The guru of sex.
00:33:32 I just wanted to apologise for what happened on the set.
00:36:27 Okay? And no little gifts either.
00:39:40 KITTY: Thank you. RAMU: You're welcome. Nice to meet you.
00:43:12 So, Guru...
00:46:56 I have to go. I have an appointment.
00:50:32 [Upbeat instrumental music]
00:53:54 a little more thrashing. I want to feel your pain.
00:57:09 - Maybe we book a Broadway house. - Broadway?
01:01:01 But I'd marry you...
01:04:49 and I think I understand why you pulled back from our relationship.
01:07:52 I'm a fake? Well, then you're a super fake.
01:11:47 - Oh, yes indeed - Yes indeed
01:15:21 [Applause]
01:18:20 What does that make me?
01:21:41 Maybe you've had it for so long you think it has to become real...
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,325
Dialogue density14.6 lines / min
First line00:00:37
Final line01:21:41
Production Record
DirectorDaisy von Scherler Mayer
LanguageEnglish
Revenue$24,128,678
IMDb votes15,641