The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

00:00:20 MAN: It was Christmas Eve, babe

00:01:51 Now, get this crap out of here.

00:03:32 What?

00:04:42 On a holiday they call Christmas

00:05:47 With his powerful flamethrower

00:07:12 I don't know what Christmas is But Christmastime is here

00:08:31 Well, we could give him those zarg-nuts, except you ate them all.

00:10:06 I can plainly see that you just did it right now in front of me.

00:12:20 WOMAN: Don't think I have the energy

00:13:47 - -

00:15:24 KEVIN: Yeah. Can I help you?

00:17:01 Oh.

00:18:47 But Kevin Bacon is gonna get away.

00:21:06 We are not doing anything wrong.

00:22:27 And, yeah, I do know him. He's a very nice guy.

00:23:41 Peter was a child when he left Earth. His memory is all screwed up.

00:25:27 Christmastime has come

00:27:27 'Cause Christmastime has come

00:29:06 - That's a talking raccoon. - I'll kill you. Don't ever call me that!

00:30:28 but one thing he did love was telling us all stories about you.

00:32:18 You can help me do the dishes

00:34:16 And when we grow up things get muddled

00:36:05 So we wanted to save it for you.

00:41:46 Now we got to have another special.