The Guard

00:01:53 I don't think your mammy'd be too pleased about that now.

00:06:24 There's another film called "Se 7 en".

00:09:32 - Cos you look Italian. - I fuckin' don't.

00:12:18 Then get round to this gobshite's house

00:15:45 at some fuckin' museum.

00:18:27 Street value. You always announce a seizure of drugs

00:22:14 - What's the name? - McBride.

00:24:56 Too busy whoring around and getting fucked up now.

00:28:18 Ah, Croatia. Good footballers, the Croatians.

00:32:15 We also must consider the fact that McCormick was probably

00:35:44 That's OK. I have a very small penis.

00:39:15 - Respectable. - Yes, respectable.

00:42:38 Hmm.

00:45:56 We'll do it in about 48 hours.

00:49:13 It's all so fucking meaningless.

00:52:13 Yeah, that's what they said to me at the orgy.

00:55:31 Good.

00:58:37 D'you want one of these?

01:01:30 - I fuckin' hate that. - What?

01:05:49 So what's happening?

01:09:31 I'm on tablets, like, for the stress. Lithium.

01:12:51 No, it can't be right. It's Cork. They're coming into Cork.

01:18:14 I know. Even if I get away with it, the big boys'll be after me.

01:23:15 Ah, now, don't be a sore loser.