The Guard

00:01:53 I don't think your mammy'd be too pleased about that now.

00:06:26 Are you going to list a load of film titles with numbers?

00:09:40 Man, that was fuckin' years ago.

00:12:44 - That's what they told me. - That is how long she has, then.

00:16:05 Now go get me a pint.

00:18:57 If we were in Atlanta...

00:22:57 - Are we going now? - We have to dump the body.

00:25:40 You went to Disney World by yourself?

00:30:21 Bullshit.

00:33:23 How are you? Special Agent Everett, Federal Bureau of Investigation.

00:37:24 I do not understand.

00:40:46 One of my men's gone missing. McBride.

00:44:20 - What the fuck are you on about? - Sheehy said...

00:47:55 - I have not. - You've taken something.

00:50:56 - Ah, sure. - Yeah.

00:54:11 Ah, that wasn't me, now. It was one of me overenthusiastic minions.

00:57:29 - No, no. Of course he's a good man. - Ah, sure, we're all good men.

01:00:27 Blowing up Australians by mistake from a distance

01:04:01 She did not leave a note.

01:08:49 D'you have any rope and, er

01:12:09 - It's Gerry Boyle, Wendell. - Hey, Sergeant, what's up?

01:17:55 You have to. I'll need covering fire.

01:22:07 Wait, wait, I give up! Me hole!

01:26:16 or really motherfucking smart.