The Green, Green Grass of Home

00:02:00 When you get to the classroom, tell everyone it's self-study time.

00:07:06 Meet Mr Chang.

00:10:36 And stop scratching!

00:12:54 Go on. Tell us about your father.

00:17:05 Yes!

00:22:12 There are no fish left. He electrocuted them all!

00:27:11 We native Taiwanese have a saying:

00:29:16 My dear cos! ''The tree continued, 'ls that all?'

00:33:31 - So why did you wave to them? - lf someone waves, you wave back.

00:39:33 l jumped in the water, and couldn't get back up.

00:41:34 l've seen his father fishing with an electric rod.

00:44:15 l want you to stand here holding hands for an hour.

00:48:13 Excuse me, miss. Which way to the Neiwan Theatre?

00:51:24 lt's dark and filthy in there! l'll wait in my car.

00:54:26 What makes you think they like you, anyway?

00:59:24 Mommy!

01:02:00 You have to study. When'll you have time for them?

01:04:49 He likes your daughter, and wishes to court her.

01:09:26 Look, Mr Lu! See, l wasn't lying!

01:13:47 - then we can study the idea in detail, all right? - OK.

01:18:36 you can all go fishing and swimming in them.

01:21:57 Your mother and l are too far apart in terms of age.

01:25:57 Lead the way with pride, Catfish is the bride!

100:01:00 look at this!