The Green Butchers

2003 · 100 MIN · IMDB 7.2 · 25,684 VOTES · DIR. Anders Thomas Jensen

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Overview

A black comedy featuring two butchers, Svend "Sweat" and Bjarne, who start their own shop to get away from their arrogant boss. Cannibalism is soon introduced to the plot, and further complications arise due to the reappearance of Bjarne's intellectually disabled twin brother Eigil.

Dialogue Timeline - 833 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME - EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:45 - Don't take one before they're done. - Shit! Relax!
00:04:03 - They want the sausage. - Don't say sausage all the time.
00:08:33 If we had known you were coming, we would have cut his hair.
00:12:36 - Hi. - Hello.
00:15:46 Stop it, Svend! Or I'll leave and there won't be any fucking wedding.
00:20:05 You're just like everybody else. You don't like me either.
00:24:37 It'll be okay. It'll be okay.
00:28:44 - The fillets. They love them. - What are you doing now?
00:31:56 I never told you this -
00:34:44 What I had here today behind the counter, Bjarne...
00:38:53 Is that why you're here?
00:42:09 We're on our way now. Can't you feel it?
00:46:34 - Do you know who called me? - Someone who found your brain?
00:49:32 CLOSED
00:53:12 Yes, you. Out.
00:57:26 I must say that they are doing fucking great.
01:01:18 It's a giraffe. It's my giraffe.
01:05:34 Our children can be annoying.
01:09:01 His brain didn't get any oxygen. Those minutes are the problem.
01:12:17 Are you going out tonight?
01:16:16 - I'm glad I did to this day. - Is Astrid coming soon?
01:24:11 - What kind of meat? - Chicken.
01:27:45 If there's no more meat, what did you sell?
05:00:00 so just get busy.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed833
Dialogue density8.3 lines / min
First line00:00:45
Final line05:00:00

Production Record

DirectorAnders Thomas Jensen
LanguageDanish
IMDb votes25,684