The Great Muppet Caper
1981 · 98 MIN · IMDB 7.1 · 17,437 VOTES · DIR. Jim Henson
Overview
Kermit and Fozzie are newspaper reporters sent to London to interview Lady Holiday, a wealthy fashion designer whose priceless diamond necklace is stolen. Kermit meets and falls in love with her secretary, Miss Piggy. The jewel thieves strike again, and this time frame Miss Piggy. It's up to Kermit and Muppets to bring the real culprits to justice.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,319 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:50 Pretty nice up here, isn't it?
00:04:12 Boy, I wish I were you people, seeing this for the first time.
00:07:31 - Gonzo. - Check. Whoo-wee!
00:10:52 Hey, guys, this is London.
00:14:20 Yeah, but, like, OK, you know, our agent, you know, like, he says, I mean, like
00:18:14 I've always dreamed of being a Holiday model.
00:21:04 Gonzo. Gonzo.
00:24:14 - Seven o'clock. - OK. That was easy.
00:27:55 Here is a Muppet news flash. Kermit the Frog to date Lady Holiday.
00:31:30 - I'm the one on the right. - Oh.
00:36:09 Come, dear, I hardly think it's necessary for both of us to...
00:39:44 Sing me the good times cos I need the feeling
00:43:49 - Go and see Stanley immediately. - All right. If that's what you want.
00:49:17 Of course I screamed. Somebody's just stolen my necklace.
00:52:51 What happened was you and your brother-in-law Bernie
00:55:50 You're overacting. You're hamming it up.
01:00:04 - I know where they are. I'll get them... - Sorry.
01:02:52 Fantastique. And thank you, Carla.
01:08:11 - You'll get a chill. - Thank you very much.
01:11:03 We've got to do this for... for... for justice.
01:14:47 - Computer deprogrammer? - Check.
01:19:34 I've tried to be nice.
01:25:00 Maybe we could jump partway.
01:29:53 Oh.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,319
Dialogue density13.5 lines / min
First line00:00:50
Final line01:29:53
Production Record
DirectorJim Henson
LanguageEnglish
Budget$14,000,000
Revenue$31,200,000
IMDb votes17,437