The Grand Tour — S02E05 — Up, Down and Round the Farm
2018 · 59 MIN · IMDB 8.0 · 1,126 VOTES · DIR. Brian Klein
Overview
Jeremy Clarkson decides to make one of those Ken Block-style car skidding videos that are very popular on the internet using an old Subaru and a suitable swathe of English farmland. His endeavours are swiftly dismantled by Richard Hammond and James May who are on hand in the studio tent to reveal some of the embarrassing behind-the-scenes footage. Also in this show, May makes a rare trip to the Eboladrome test track to try out the tiny Volkswagen Up! GTI while Richard Hammond is in Dubai rummaging in the toy box of machinery and coming out with an incredible high-speed tracked vehicle called the Ripsaw. Plus, Celebrity Face Off sets out to find the world's fastest person with a failed early career in a band as Preacher star Dominic Cooper goes head-to-head against comedian Bill Bailey.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,071 lines
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00:00:54 Hello, everyone!
00:03:29 That's supercar speeds - on sand!
00:06:22 So here I am at the shops, looking for a parking space.
00:09:41 That's damn near vertical.
00:12:20 They say the central command screen is "retina quality".
00:14:18 Cheeky, that is.
00:16:12 Try and think of something that isn't about Lamborghinis.
00:18:04 I tell you what I thought you'd like most of all for this year, is this.
00:20:37 to resurrect the spirit of that original Mark I Golf.
00:23:25 And it's that compared with say, a CGI blockbuster
00:25:39 The little up-exclamation-mark GTI dawdling through there.
00:27:49 I said you were coming on the show, and they went, "He's on the next table."
00:29:30 Now, I've got a question from Richard Hammond... cos I was in a band.
00:31:09 during the time of the greatest travel upheaval in recent memory.
00:33:09 Oh, a Sprite, right, not a big Healey.
00:35:00 I don't know. It didn't back up his story at all, did it?
00:36:52 That did look good. Now, Dominic, um...
00:38:51 - Well done. - Thank you.
00:41:20 - Well, you don't. - I do, and I will.
00:46:49 So I just look heroic.
00:49:22 PHIL: Action when you're ready.
00:51:33 in an exciting and exuberant... YouTubey way. Here we go.
00:54:03 I was risking my life for the ladies and gentlemen. Nobody cares.
00:57:13 See you next time. Goodbye.
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The Grand Tour, season 2, episode 5: Up, Down and Round the Farm.
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