The Gospel According to God
2004 · 90 MIN · IMDB 5.2 · 67 VOTES · DIR. Assi Dayan
Overview
A universal anti-religious satire which occurs in the latter of 2001 and deals with the life of God and his son Jesus. While Jesus is trained and sent to bring redemption, God is desperately seeking for the meaning of his only incomprehensible creation - Love.
Dialogue Timeline — 815 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:56 In the beginning I created the heaven and the earth.
00:03:51 offers you a wide range of solutions at very low prices.
00:07:30 Your son will perform the following:
00:10:37 Which boy? - My boy.
00:13:16 Their spears!
00:17:25 Listen, Pius... Pius the what? - The twelfth.
00:21:03 And... Get to the point!
00:23:49 Just all sorts of plucked angels...
00:27:08 For appetizers, we had matzos with a wide variety of dips:
00:29:40 No. Tell me now how and when I'm off the cross.
00:33:06 '"... Into temptation'". - Temptation.
00:35:40 I'm no longer in this line of business.
00:38:19 Could you ask Judy to fax her tax exemption? - No!
00:42:16 and talk to your Mon Dieu...
00:45:21 My holy spirit, usually resting with stoic calm
00:49:45 Certainly possible.
00:52:53 I can't see Dad retire
00:57:01 One joint and he'd even forgive Hitler.
01:00:41 Take care. Thank you all very much.
01:05:51 For 20 years you were my virtual husband
01:09:39 Shit! I'm getting only 200 dollars for this betrayal.
01:13:03 Dad. Why hast thou forsaken me?
01:16:28 Take me under your wing
02:00:00 plus... Let me work this out...
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed815
Dialogue density9.1 lines / min
First line00:00:56
Final line02:00:00
Production Record
DirectorAssi Dayan
LanguageHebrew
IMDb votes67