The Gospel According to God
2004 · 90 MIN · IMDB 5.2 · 67 VOTES · DIR. Assi Dayan
Overview
A universal anti-religious satire which occurs in the latter of 2001 and deals with the life of God and his son Jesus. While Jesus is trained and sent to bring redemption, God is desperately seeking for the meaning of his only incomprehensible creation - Love.
Dialogue Timeline — 815 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:56 In the beginning I created the heaven and the earth.
00:03:48 The Orthopedic Hour
00:07:25 Will go down to Jerusalem for the last time
00:10:19 Jesus was walking on the Sea of Galilee...
00:12:56 Dad tires very easily.
00:16:30 Pius? Pius the what? - The twelfth.
00:19:35 And besides, what is love?
00:23:08 A wise Jew wrote a story, titled:
00:26:18 the night of December 25th...
00:28:49 Two questions:
00:32:08 Everybody up on their feet!
00:34:41 Lilith! I'm just dying of cold!
00:37:13 Well? Guess how! - I suggest we send him back to the coconuts.
00:39:57 He confessed to being false.
00:43:49 Nor was the feeling I had with 16-year-old Miriam
00:46:27 I saw her...
00:51:00 Why are you shouting?
00:53:57 '"Blessed are they which hunger for they shall be filled.
00:58:50 Now, ladies and gentlemen... madames et monsieurs...
01:02:48 What age are we now?
01:06:30 I'll be back in...
01:10:12 That guy you saw who looks like such a nerd... he's the real Jesus!
01:13:31 This is no fun anymore, Dad, I've got a fear of heights.
01:17:04 Scriptwriter & Director ASSI DAYAN
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed815
Dialogue density9.1 lines / min
First line00:00:56
Final line01:17:04
Production Record
DirectorAssi Dayan
LanguageHebrew
IMDb votes67