The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard

00:00:57 She's a real beauty, huh? Yep, a real beaut.

00:04:25 All right. We are headed to Temecula, California.

00:08:27 Here, relax, Peter, okay? Take a swig.

00:12:21 Okay, Peter, it's time to go sit in your big chair.

00:15:34 In fact, let me be the first to tell you guys, good luck.

00:18:34 I think I want to make love to a 10-year-old boy.

00:22:00 They call me The Magician. I am a wizard with numbers.

00:25:40 You can take this and turn it into that if you want.

00:28:47 Excited to spend the next 60 years of your life with...

00:33:08 I think I'll just take this car right over here.

00:36:04 I'll tell you what, why don't you guys go to finance

00:39:33 So Paxton had a good idea.

00:42:31 that he could have Brent for the night.

00:45:35 ...paper cup, please. God damn it! Just one more drink.

00:49:15 Damn it. Psych. Psych. I just psyched you out.

00:52:39 Now, I intend to sell some cars, all right?

00:56:09 No.

00:59:40 Falling to my death, dressed as Abe Lincoln, holding a big, purple dildo!

01:03:53 You can do anything you want. My safe word is "blueberry pancakes."

01:07:57 I practically built this dealership myself

01:11:31 Is there any way they could sing it? 'Cause it sounds sad.

01:15:49 Dreams.

01:18:40 like a blue whale giving birth or a pig going down on a hyena.

20:00:08 No payments till January.