The Good Soldier Švejk

00:00:09 Filmexport Home Video presents

00:04:33 - Give my key with the house porter, please!

00:08:15 - Well... - Well, what...?

00:11:25 - I am innocent! - Come on...

00:15:34 CRIMINAL COURT This golden gate

00:19:47 - This is how a Danish hound would do it, gentlemen!

00:24:15 So I, being an old soldier, had to shout these words!

00:28:17 - U ou know, all I'm concerned about is his size.

00:32:45 - The Emperor declared war

00:38:09 - Out of bed! Doctor Grunstein.

00:42:45 The best thing is to have petrol injected under the skin!

00:47:26 She abandoned me at a tender age

00:53:23 - I beg to report, Sir, that I was really scamming.

00:58:31 - Why not? Just round the corner from here.

01:01:53 When I get my Urlaub, I'll bring you half a ton.

01:07:38 - And what was the result? - I gave him a punch on the jaw

01:11:28 Then they all wanted to have her address.

01:15:21 I'd been driving him around for two hours

01:19:39 I've thrown you into the clutches of Lieutenant Lukas!

01:23:02 Sometimes, ladies come to see me. One or the other

01:28:12 - The lady says that you are a beast! What have you done to her?

01:36:28 Pardon me. - Take a seat, won't you?

01:40:14 - Why didn't you protect me?

02:00:00 taken prisoner by the Russians.