The Golden Calf

00:00:13 Ilya Ilf and Eugene Petrov

00:09:14 It happens.

00:15:32 Tell me, what sum would appeal to you?

00:19:39 I had the occasion to spend some time in the house of correction over there...

00:26:11 Therefore I propose that we give to the machine the name Antelope-Gnu.

00:32:02 Hurrah!

00:38:54 She said that he was a good and very kind man.

00:46:32 - You are a pathetic nonentity. - And you're a cripple. Right now I'm the chief.

00:53:00 Panikovsky's being beaten!

01:01:23 So?

01:07:08 What do you mean, work! What work. Do not obstruct justice!

01:13:51 But how I did time in the days of the NEP!

01:19:35 I shall have to act not only on land but on sea.

01:27:27 Well then, what are they, according to you?

01:35:43 ...and work in the Supplies Department, which led to the disappearance of the railroad train...

01:41:55 It's worth it, it's worth it.

01:50:05 Let's divide the money. We'll have 15 each and he -- 4.

01:57:16 ...two...

02:07:14 Anything else?

02:17:47 Now I am in command of the parade! I feel fine.

02:24:09 What the matter with you, papa.

02:29:10 ...and asked me to buy an everlasting wick for a primus stove. I didn't buy it.

02:36:24 The representative of the collective...

12:00:02 I understood it at once.