The Golden Calf

00:00:13 Ilya Ilf and Eugene Petrov

00:09:04 ...is the son of the great, unforgettable hero Comrade Schmidt - Nicholas Schmidt.

00:15:05 Hey, let's ride! The taxi is free! Please take a seat!

00:19:24 ...called a man with 10 thousand a millionaire. While now... I can Imagine!

00:25:36 Take me! I'll be good! I'll never do it again!

00:31:44 The iron horse!..

00:38:10 He could even be loved.

00:45:22 -Border.

00:50:10 For this special business... be it for you, Shura

01:00:00 There we have a small intimate business.

01:05:17 Citizen Koreiko?

01:12:18 You have an office.

01:16:44 The document is mandatory!

01:25:32 ...when we can get the money to-day with our bare hands!

01:33:37 The fruits of long conscientious labor will perish.

01:39:35 What punishment does he deserve?

01:46:56 - Do you see the young lady sitting there? - A nice young lady, indeed.

01:53:55 He's not a bit dull.

02:01:48 He was an ex-blindman, usurper and goose-thief.

02:12:43 There is no Panikovsky! How he would appreciate A Danish goose!

02:19:54 You'll become a real man.

02:26:08 - How much do we owe for the tea? - Forget it, dude. Who counts.

02:33:47 ...of a column of atmosphere that weights 214 kilos.

02:38:24 He will not survive this.