The Gods Must Be Crazy

00:00:28 It looks like a paradise, but it is the most treacherous desert in the world:

00:03:45 They assume the gods have eaten too much and their tummies are rumbling.

00:07:26 And then, you have to look busy again.

00:11:27 He shouted, "Take back your thing! We don't want it!

00:18:00 Bring that one.

00:21:25 The man we want is the president, not the bloody minister of education.

00:28:01 The trouble is, I have to meet the new schoolteacher at Mabula.

00:37:20 Everybody lie down!

00:42:01 - What do you mean, it'll come back? - It's all right.

00:46:15 No, I wasn't...There was this warthog.

00:49:56 They're Tswanas. They always shake their heads when they mean to say yes.

00:55:47 She was very big.

00:58:37 In fact, he began to doubt whether they really were gods.

01:02:08 You know she's got flowers on her panties?

01:06:30 Shame.

01:11:09 But didn't you explain to them?

01:15:00 - He doesn't know from weeks. - We'll tell him when it's okay to go.

01:19:16 Clutch. Clutch!

01:25:19 He says there are people things down there.

01:28:47 No. There are men down there with guns. It's no picnic.

01:35:18 And I'll take...

01:40:48 All right, come on. Come on.

01:44:01 Kate. Kate.

01:47:21 And one day, suddenly, there it was.