The Fortune Cookie

00:01:40 (crowd cheering)

00:09:00 And Charlotte is here, and Willie and Ginger and Jeffrey.

00:14:39 - A million buc...? - That's what we're suing for.

00:18:28 I will! Look, l'm not sayin' l'm any better than the next guy.

00:22:23 ..she'll hop the first plane from New York.

00:26:37 - Nice retina. - Thank you.

00:31:13 My pleasure. I'd like to dig a nice, deep hole for our friend Gingrich.

00:35:58 Lincoln? Great president, lousy lawyer.

00:39:40 Believe me, Mrs Hinkle, instead of him needing this chair,...

00:43:26 I just hope they don't give me a saliva test.

00:47:40 ..we have come to the definite conclusion...

00:51:45 - Somebody may walk through that door! - You bet! And it's gonna be me.

00:56:29 (Boom Boom) One, two. Left, right.

01:00:38 - That's a shame. - He pulled out OK.

01:06:07 Look at this deposition.

01:11:14 ..and a vocal coach, and a publicity man, and for that you need money.

01:17:18 Not that l think she's perfect. They're all unpredictable.

01:21:56 I didn't want to say anything, but that chicken dish we had...

01:28:28 (buzzer)

01:32:40 - Can you? - You know Willie.

01:38:05 - She sings a little flat, doesn't she? - Flat? She's pitiful.

01:43:24 # Da-da-da-di-di, a genuine genius

01:47:20 ..and when l see a coon ridin' around in a white Cadillac...

01:55:16 He's in a wheelchair.