The Fortune Cookie

00:01:40 (crowd cheering)

00:09:07 - How is he, Doc? - He has a mild concussion.

00:14:57 - There's nothing wrong with me. - That's what you think.

00:18:55 Where do you think you are? ln a Hilton Hotel?

00:22:53 - Oh, pretty good. - He means considering.

00:27:36 I never hurt anybody in my life, not even when they played dirty.

00:32:22 Rubbish! All the legal precedents are on our side.

00:37:02 Maybe she's so anxious to see you that she's on a train.

00:40:43 Now, now, Mrs Hinkle. We must be brave.

00:45:01 - Squeeze. - Push!

00:49:12 Let me tell you something, as one member of the Bar to another,...

00:53:21 Well, l only called Willie to find out how you were.

00:58:07 Attaboy! You're doing great.

01:03:36 - Hi, Mr Gingrich. - Hello, Boomsy.

01:08:55 - A year? - Worry not, because l've got a scheme.

01:15:20 That's close enough. I am sick and l am a relative. At least l used to be.

01:20:14 Nonsense. You shoulda heard him talk about you in the kitchen.

01:26:32 Why don't you take "honey" home and dip her head in a pot of ink?

01:31:26 - Gag? - Come off it, Willie.

01:36:48 - How about some pepperoni pizza? - No, thank you. I'm on Metrecal.

01:42:20 Let me check it out with Mr O'Brien.

01:46:28 Help yourself.

01:53:31 This ain't my day.

200:00:00 - I coulda held out for more.