The Foot Fist Way

00:00:23 How long are the lessons anyway? 45? That's 45 too many.

00:03:11 do some cool Taekwondo.

00:06:58 Dig in. Dig in. Let's get to business.

00:09:15 I hear Jujitsu is really good for balance.

00:11:35 Think you can beat this combination?

00:14:11 I'm not gonna play your stupid

00:17:50 How was work?

00:21:13 And you're just a goddamn angel, aren't you?

00:23:42 Isn't that right, buddy?

00:26:23 If you were in prison, you'd be raped

00:29:18 having some time for an old champion like myself.

00:31:57 Oh, really? Well, maybe we won't deep fry it

00:34:37 Bet it was, wasn't it? I hate that mean shit.

00:38:15 Go sit down. Okay?

00:41:38 Oh, my God.

00:45:10 - To your hotel room? Oh, my God. - Sure.

00:48:20 Come on, man, isometrics! Animals don't lift weights.

00:53:20 We need to step up to the plate.

00:56:50 And in order for that to happen...

00:59:47 A toast.

01:02:30 She'll probably never wash her hands again

01:05:45 Not mercy. Not even forgiveness.

01:11:50 Rick, bow!

01:15:58 AIDS.