The Flying Saucer

00:00:16 - Who's that one? - What happened?

00:03:53 - Tell me, did you see a flying saucer? - A flying saucer? Yes, it landed on a lawn...

00:06:02 - But I was told you use to hang out in the inn very often. - Our Lord Jesus Christ used to say every time:

00:08:15 - Are you the sergeant? - May I speak?

00:10:35 Then he went down that way through the grassland, do you see there are still some marks?

00:14:12 - Excuse us, mrs Vittoria, where have you been this night at a quarter past 22? - I were at Montecarlo's casino to gamble...

00:18:05 -...could you tell me which was his sex? - Male, he was a male. - Are you sure he was a man?

00:21:21 But if you don't come and pay me a visit to the parish church, how can I tell you a soothing word?

00:23:51 - Do you want us to do it here, right now? - Be quiet and still, first I'm going to tell you...

00:31:20 I can see it, it's warm, it's warm...

00:36:37 To protect us from thieves, holy mackerel! It's always the same story!

00:40:11 - Vittoria, Vittoria? - Who's there? - It's me, don Giuseppe.

00:42:58 - Come on, mr accountant, come on. - I touched it by my own hands. - Let's take him outside.

00:45:55 - Yes. If it happens to be under my rifle-range, on that occasion I'll shot it by my carbine. - Very well, Fantuzzi, do you shoot the martians?

00:50:04 Abound with foods because we're going to get a lot of people this evening. What's up with the cakes?

00:51:54 Well, you'll be unlucky with my mom about that, she uses to exploit ignorance, it's the peasants who take them to her...

00:54:18 - Take a seat, please. - Thanks, Eminence.

00:57:41 There's a call by the countess Crosara.

01:00:20 -...of some value, isn't it? - Since they are aware of the martian's presence? - And how! They ate together with him!

01:03:03 - That suitcase is useless to me, I'm bearing all that I have. - And what's inside it?

01:07:01 - Fantuzzi, a call from villa Crosara. - The countess? - It was anonymous. An old woman's voice.

01:11:19 What are you doing now?

01:16:29 - So what? What happened Fantuzzi? - It's not powered, sergeant.

05:06:07 Sergeant, here's where the flying saucer landed.