The Fixer Uppers

00:00:00 STAN AND HARDY

00:01:03 ''The boys in grey were fighting

00:01:37 Did you ever have a mother?

00:02:14 Come in.

00:02:45 ''I wish you Easter greetings, hooray for the Fourth of July''

00:03:18 I will leave no stone unturned to lighten your burden.

00:04:24 make him realise his neglect of me.

00:04:56 What'd the husband do? Go out and shoot the other fella?

00:05:26 That's a splendid idea. Why don't you do that?

00:05:59 Tell me again what happened to the fella that made love to the wife.

00:06:39 like he kissed me the first time we met

00:08:15 Get me a glass of water.

00:09:16 will you marry her and take care of her the rest of her life?

00:09:57 I remember a fella once that had a jealous wife...

00:10:38 ARTISTS CAFE

00:11:56 Didn't you hear him say he'd track me to the end of the earth?

00:12:31 - He might have something else to do. - That's a good idea.

00:13:07 Just a moment. My friend wishes to speak with you.

00:13:54 It sure is.

00:14:42 Say, if you help me out, I'll help you out.

00:15:54 Yes, it's me. Who did you expect?

00:16:37 - But not in my wife's bed! - I got tired of waiting.

00:17:14 We stand back to back, take six paces and turn and fire.

00:18:03 Now look what you've done.