The Five-Year Engagement

00:00:02 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

00:05:55 You know me so well.

00:12:44 You're right, yep. Yes, I know who you are.

00:17:33 You were sending telepathic wiener missiles at her face, and you know it.

00:22:01 Who's the guy?

00:28:27 so then one of you has to get the shaft.

00:34:22 What if we were to take our subjects, right

00:38:23 Thanks. Yeah, yeah, it's fun.

00:43:01 Like me, for example, when Suzie told me that she was pregnant

00:47:38 That was so good. That was seamless.

00:52:23 they might be extending my postdoc.

00:59:04 Is it 7:00 a.m. yet?

01:03:10 Get it out of my leg! Okay! Okay!

01:08:00 Mmm!

01:13:09 (SHUDDERING)

01:19:27 Underneath all that polite bullshit

01:25:36 that you need me to be right now.

01:32:15 ALEX: How we doing over here?

01:36:54 Can I be honest with you?

01:41:35 but I certainly feel that we made the right choice, yes.

01:46:26 Fuck you, you dummy.

01:51:24 but Alex and Suzie told me what happened.

01:58:09 I don't think that we can figure out

02:04:02 In fact, it makes us feel like singing!