The Fearless Vampire Killers: Vampires 101
1966 · 10 MIN · IMDB 6.3 · 229 VOTES · DIR. Michael Mindlin Jr.
Overview
From the study of his rundown English manor, an old British Professor instructs the audience as to the dangers associated with vampires, and exactly how to kill them. Scenes from Roman Polanski's horror/comedy classic, The Fearless Vampire Killers, are interspersed throughout.
Dialogue Timeline — 117 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:02 Ladies and gentlemen.
00:00:20 ...Ph.D., LL.B., B.A. T...
00:00:41 There's one thing he's neglected to tell you. Very naughty of him, too.
00:01:04 And I had to decline.
00:01:23 Now, I tell you what I'm going to do for you.
00:01:48 I can assure you, you won't find a more splendid specimen...
00:02:06 That's because he isn't really dead, you see.
00:02:23 Like you and me.
00:02:42 So that makes it not a what?
00:03:04 Right smack in the middle of its nose.
00:03:24 Naughty.
00:04:47 Now this is frightfully important. I must have your undivided attention.
00:05:15 Not any old stake will do. It must be a white thorn...
00:05:48 Too bloody for you? Squeamish?
00:06:13 ...and you only wish to defend yourself against a vampire--
00:06:40 The vampire is a creature of Satan.
00:06:57 ...so.
00:07:17 ...of, well, shall we say some other religious persuasion.
00:07:43 We have here some ordinary, everyday allium savitum.
00:08:16 Works every time.
00:08:34 Rest assured, you're in fine shape for the picture.
00:08:53 After all, I should know.
00:09:17 Goodbye.
00:09:57 ...by the producers of The Fearless Vampire Killers...
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed117
Dialogue density11.7 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:09:57
Production Record
DirectorMichael Mindlin Jr.
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes229