The Family Jewels
2004 · 87 MIN · IMDB 6.9 · 638 VOTES · DIR. Robert Schwentke
Overview
Martin is the ambitious one in the family. He is poised to start on his doctorate, when he is diagnosed with testicular cancer and all his future plans begin to unravel. The removal of one testicle reduces the most immediate threat, but the cancer has already spread and Martin's doctor argues for an operation that would save him, but could also castrate him.
Dialogue Timeline — 625 lines
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00:00:11 Boy, they're heavy today.
00:03:50 Did they help?
00:05:42 No, your fingers are just cold.
00:08:35 Boston.
00:11:22 Oh, and thanks for covering for me.
00:14:14 Mr. Schwarz, can you hear me?
00:16:56 Let's hope we got it in time.
00:21:32 A five-year-old has more brains than you, Roman.
00:23:13 There is another method, but it's not an option for you.
00:24:44 One slip of his knife and I'm a cripple!
00:27:08 Maybe we'll see each other in the ward.
00:30:10 And the TV stays off! I don't want any complaints.
00:32:43 Not much.
00:36:38 there's no skin in there.
00:42:59 It's only just begun!
00:45:04 Maybe I'll go get my nut back.
00:48:34 I think somebody owes me a kiss.
00:50:45 The last operation was a total success.
00:53:00 from the drug dealers over there. - You heard this one:
00:55:26 You're nothing but a tourist! You'll leave this place alive.
00:58:26 Dad!
01:02:04 Bullshit! - No, really.
01:07:46 Once removed, it belongs to pathology.
01:19:33 It's that time again!
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed625
Dialogue density7.2 lines / min
First line00:00:11
Final line01:19:33
Production Record
DirectorRobert Schwentke
LanguageGerman
IMDb votes638