The Family Jewels

2004 · 87 MIN · IMDB 6.9 · 638 VOTES · DIR. Robert Schwentke

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Overview

Martin is the ambitious one in the family. He is poised to start on his doctorate, when he is diagnosed with testicular cancer and all his future plans begin to unravel. The removal of one testicle reduces the most immediate threat, but the cancer has already spread and Martin's doctor argues for an operation that would save him, but could also castrate him.

Dialogue Timeline — 625 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:11 Boy, they're heavy today.
00:03:50 Did they help?
00:05:42 No, your fingers are just cold.
00:08:35 Boston.
00:11:22 Oh, and thanks for covering for me.
00:14:14 Mr. Schwarz, can you hear me?
00:16:56 Let's hope we got it in time.
00:21:32 A five-year-old has more brains than you, Roman.
00:23:16 Please, if it's not too much trouble.
00:24:46 And what about your studies? Your PhD?
00:27:13 Could be.
00:30:13 Yes, nurse.
00:32:46 My mom runs around like a headless chicken.
00:37:04 Anyone need a dish?
00:43:02 Please, no!
00:45:08 Come on, let's keep playing.
00:48:40 Is that a fact?
00:50:54 Don't you worry. You're in good hands with us. The best.
00:53:06 but isn't chives?
00:55:51 Half-time.
00:58:49 It's all fresh
01:02:09 You're their golden boy.
01:07:53 Fine...
01:20:13 So do I.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed625
Dialogue density7.2 lines / min
First line00:00:11
Final line01:20:13

Production Record

DirectorRobert Schwentke
LanguageGerman
IMDb votes638