The Family Jewels

1965 · 99 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 2,599 VOTES · DIR. Jerry Lewis

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Overview

A young heiress must choose between six uncles, one of which is up to no good and out to harm the girl's beloved bodyguard who practically raised her.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,137 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:02:49 Mousie, what's all the racket out there? Take a look.
00:07:37 that makes him missing.
00:10:55 Now, I've prepared a brief history on each of your uncles.
00:14:09 That creep!
00:17:26 The tools became literal extensions of my surgeon-like hands.
00:20:44 Well, he was there just a second ago.
00:25:29 I'll take care of it.
00:30:11 looking for the day when I might choose to retire.
00:33:44 - Willard? - Yes?
00:37:13 Just tip... So that we see... It's a hair ad.
00:39:34 - Will you just? - Uncle Julius!
00:43:56 Oh, I'd loVe it. Could I go with you on some of your trips?
00:47:13 - Yes, that's fine. - Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
00:52:19 and now here we are on our way.
01:00:03 "lost his passport and decided to stay."
01:04:14 if he blabs to the cops, and we'll be swinging.
01:09:58 Nobody finds where I hide out.
01:14:32 Because I want you to be smart.
01:18:30 with the eight-ball poison, and no slop!
01:23:29 and stick it behind your ears, knock you right out the window.
01:29:24 Vote for Abner Theft, ladies and gentlemen.
01:32:17 We're coming in!
01:36:16 and your happiness in this matter is our number-one concern.
07:00:00 with two leaks.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,137
Dialogue density11.5 lines / min
First line00:02:49
Final line07:00:00

Production Record

DirectorJerry Lewis
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,599