The Even Stevens Movie

2003 · 94 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 7,710 VOTES · DIR. Sean McNamara

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Overview

The Stevens think that they've won an all-expenses-paid trip to an island that's halfway around the world. When their house is destroyed, their food stolen, and their bacon eaten, the Stevens family breaks apart in front of all their friends on live national television, while the island itself is only a short distance away from Sacramento!

Dialogue Timeline — 1,320 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:40 Perfect.
00:04:02 - Let me play with it. - Beans, stop it. It's not a toy, all right?
00:08:07 - I know. I'm sorry. - It's OK.
00:12:04 - "Bunking?" - Uh, yeah.
00:15:57 (Ren) Whoa...
00:19:31 Son, the beauty of Mandelino is there is no modern convenience of any kind.
00:24:41 the islanders believe that the palace is a source of good fortune and positive energy.
00:27:52 Your family is being summoned for a great honor.
00:32:59 (arguing)
00:36:44 Yeah, well...
00:41:01 Now, why would they go along with it? It just doesn't make sense.
00:45:14 They still have no idea that they're on TV.
00:48:40 Hi, that's me. I'm Miles McDermott. Welcome to Family Fakeout.
00:52:18 Donnie's alone. Cue Laylo.
00:55:41 (coach guffaws)
00:58:52 and that you are trying to prove to Ren and Beans
01:02:48 - Miles, the ratings are in. - All right, let me hear it.
01:07:43 Let's see. I woke up and I had to go to the bathroom...
01:11:44 It is? Sweet.
01:15:52 How do you know Miles McDermott?
01:18:48 Come on, let's go. Get them on camera.
01:22:35 that you're on the new reality show called Family Fakeout.
01:25:58 I would just like to say
01:29:33 Hey, you know what? If there's not enough room, I could swim home.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,320
Dialogue density14.0 lines / min
First line00:00:40
Final line01:29:33

Production Record

DirectorSean McNamara
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes7,710