The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain

00:00:27 [ Man Narrating ] For some odd reason, lost in the mists of time

00:05:01 though he never mentioned Morgan the Goat by name, of course.

00:07:54 All this way just to measure our mountain.

00:11:29 you take the Himalayas of lndia.

00:14:52 Well, nothing accurate as yet, l`m afraid.

00:17:47 Ah, good. Well, l`ll see you in the bar then.

00:21:56 and we already know the height of Newton Beacon and Whitchurch Hill.

00:25:08 A result ? Tell me. Do they have a result ?

00:28:23 l would prefer it, Mr. Morgan

00:31:34 - Even coal tips. - Aye ! - Uh, well, now that is true--

00:34:36 for years to come !

00:37:41 Well, let`s forget that for now, get this down to the garage.

00:43:16 Never mind what you thought. What the hell are you doin` here ?

00:46:13 Apples ! Pears !

00:50:03 l`m sure. Now, would you excuse me ?

00:53:49 Get down, Johnny, you bloody idiot ! Lightnin` !

00:57:40 - Yeah, but, George-- - Good night !

01:02:08 Thank you.

01:05:49 Uh, well, could we possibly then have, um, two first-class--

01:09:07 But not as pretty as me.

01:13:22 ''Exalt the Lord our God

01:16:56 Umm, y-you don`t want to join me ?

01:22:13 l`ll take that.

01:27:16 Perhaps we`ll even come back through here on our return, and--