The Distinguished Gentleman

00:00:56 [Olaf Andersen] Uh, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, please.

00:04:30 They're trying to intimidate you by telling you that they have an audio tape of you freaking on...

00:08:30 that's left in my campaign fund.

00:12:54 If you don't hang up that phone, I will flush it down the toilet!

00:16:46 - May I help you? - Uh, good afternoon.

00:20:49 No, I'm sorry, Betty. I cannot tie up this line. Thank you.

00:25:13 Thank you for your initiative, but I gotta admit to you, I've never been much of a student.

00:30:29 Oh, um... you missed the freshman lottery for offices.

00:34:15 Soon as I saw how you got elected, I knew you were a real comer.

00:38:27 Oh, it's 2:40 a.m. Did you realize that?

00:42:20 You gonna feather your own nest, or are you gonna make something of your office?

00:46:21 Well, my, that was very smooth.

00:50:10 Well, we are sponsoring a bill imposing safety standards on imported toys.

00:54:55 Oh, get 'em to amend it.

00:59:20 There's nothin' wrong with lettin' the head of the ethics committee...

01:03:49 - I would like to see my congressman, please. - He's not here today.

01:08:08 Yeah? Oh, fine, fine.

01:12:35 Now, why don't you just relax? Have a massage.

01:17:30 Uh-huh, uh-huh.

01:21:33 What is he doin' here? What is he, a cop?

01:25:58 So don't be a stranger. Keep in touch.

01:30:44 to consider the reauthorization of the clean air act is now in session.

01:34:50 Excuse me. Dick?

01:39:07 There! I dare you to respond.