The Decoy Bride

00:00:35 Throngs of people outside still waiting for the bride to appear.

00:05:48 I'm like kryptonite to men.

00:08:22 No. Well, nothing happening is becoming more appealing.

00:11:23 But the islanders remain a hardy and resourceful people.

00:14:36 Do I?

00:18:18 I was just pretending to be the ghost of this cow

00:20:30 Look, you're here to work, obviously.

00:25:01 Come on! You're doing really well!

00:28:11 I'm really not interested, and my mum'll be back in a while

00:32:03 I now pronounce you man and wife.

00:34:14 As long as they think Lara's in the castle, they'll camp out there.

00:37:21 That window there

00:39:23 - Hello. - Move along now, ma'am. No one gets in the castle.

00:42:13 - What are you doing here? - Where's Lara?

00:46:44 - Oh, no. Not by a long shot. - Why do you have to be so competitive?

00:51:50 No. No, she's rare and fine

00:54:37 Big sack of cash for telling the press

00:58:37 Hello, Mairead. Caleb.

01:01:58 - Stay away from her, Englishman! - Angus!

01:04:52 Marriage is the sea into which that red sun sets.

01:08:31 Good thing there are no pets involved.

01:13:53 The Hegg is the furthermost drop of the outermost spray

01:16:47 That's generous for the Hegg Book Club.

10:00:00 to name their ideal partner