The Darwin Awards
2006 · 94 MIN · IMDB 5.9 · 10,617 VOTES · DIR. Finn Taylor
Overview
After botching the capture of a notorious serial killer, idiosyncratic detective Michael Burrows loses his job with the San Francisco Police. He becomes an investigator for an insurance company and joins forces with a cynical field agent to probe suspicious and unusual deaths.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,146 lines
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00:00:33 The peaceful moment.
00:03:53 First, you had to have been in the liquor store alone.
00:07:09 Get on your knees! Interlace your fingers behind your head!
00:11:15 probably bought out of guilt.
00:14:59 Of course. Just a little light-headed.
00:18:49 Used to be. S.F.P.D.
00:22:03 Why are you making it so complicated?
00:25:40 Heel, Max!
00:30:25 Forget it. Got nothin'.
00:33:46 Oh! Go as fast as you can, please?
00:38:42 By the time Harvey hit the brakes...
00:42:21 God, don't you ever stop?
00:46:44 Help! Help!
00:49:41 Christ, man, who's flying the plane?
00:53:53 It'll be ice this time of year. This road will connect us to the state highway in no time.
00:58:20 Gesundheit. Or bless you. Whatever.
01:01:22 Our lives are shit.
01:04:53 Ah, fuck.
01:09:04 How about I don't give a shit?
01:12:46 A little reefer involved.
01:16:00 I don't recommend it.
01:18:48 Yeah, but you just said we can't break in.
01:22:15 All right.
10:00:00 accidents, another thousand murders...
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,146
Dialogue density12.2 lines / min
First line00:00:33
Final line10:00:00
Production Record
DirectorFinn Taylor
LanguageEnglish
Revenue$309,408
IMDb votes10,617