The Darwin Awards

00:00:33 The peaceful moment.

00:03:51 What problem?

00:07:01 Police! Follow my command! Move down here nice and slow.

00:10:57 and your fertility restriction is by design.

00:14:31 I have everything I need. Thank you.

00:18:15 Open up the machine. Check the inside for his prints.

00:21:29 it says the men took the car from you at gunpoint, correct?

00:24:50 - This is gonna take an hour! - I got a better idea.

00:28:49 Two-lane highways with broken lines are the most dangerous roads.

00:32:41 He had the classic second-child personalities.

00:37:13 We're not gonna be in trouble. We're gonna be on TV.

00:41:16 I had my children in the back, and it happened.

00:44:23 She's probably desperate.

00:48:28 Uh, that was my business partner. We're just...

00:52:13 How am I supposed to...

00:56:23 Okay.

00:59:52 Metallica! Whoo!

01:02:51 Oh, shit!

01:06:51 If I'm gonna find a way to prevent these deaths...

01:10:11 You gotta learn to detach from these people.

01:13:42 Fear of rejection causes you to work long hours, have a job where you move constantly.

01:16:47 Well, what does it say?

01:19:45 That is too much weight.

01:23:01 - So what are you makin'?... - Oh, it's a documentary.