The Contract Lover
2007 · 93 MIN · IMDB 4.8 · 228 VOTES · DIR. Alfred Cheung Kin-Ting
Overview
Kate stars opposite Richie Ren (or Jen, depending on what rocks your boat), as couple Rachel and Fat. They're the atypical modern day couple living it up in Beijing, though the latter is suspect of the former's promiscuity. He loathes the time when he has to bring his girlfriend back to the village to meet his parents, and to get the stamp of approval from his father (played by Yuen Wah). So they device a plan, and that is to look for a substitute girlfriend (hence the title Contract Lover), whose mission is to be as disgusting as possible, so that Dad will tell Fat to find anyone else better than the current beau, and hence, for Fat to introduce Rachel.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,351 lines
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00:00:50 Why didn't you wake me up?
00:04:22 He watched that too.
00:08:28 The contract will become effective after I've got expelled?
00:11:42 What are you doing here? Father is looking for you.
00:15:18 Who is it? Who made me drenched?
00:18:12 Go to bed now. Be quick!
00:21:34 What kind of noise?
00:26:24 Master Wang! Welcome! Congratulations...
00:29:05 Cheers!
00:32:51 Men are so cheap.
00:36:05 Your muscle is very strong.
00:40:16 Start!
00:44:49 Son, she is over demanding.
00:48:00 your words.
00:50:45 Ask her not to eat too much salad.
00:55:54 in my dream, I want to taste another one.
01:00:16 Fok 1. Fok 2.
01:03:56 and called me the white rabbit thief.
01:07:16 Alex, can you represent us?
01:10:42 Show your penis tomorrow.
01:14:40 No, she would hear it.
01:17:48 Leave this village and you can't find the shop again.
01:22:33 I gave her some trendy underwear two days ago.
01:28:35 I had one but I lost her.