The Conjugal Bed

00:00:02 This bitter story is meant to represent, in a satirical and paradoxical way

00:03:48 - I didn't ask them to come... - I know...

00:06:35 - Do you know what the Chinese say? - No.

00:09:49 First some oil, right?

00:13:21 Certainly. You know that I'll never forget you.

00:16:46 Yes, always.

00:20:25 Great, I already told you.

00:23:08 - But I found this, and it's pretty big! - Ouch!

00:29:17 - I need Father Mariano for a while. - Go ahead!

00:31:51 Get out of here!

00:35:18 Our grandparents... pretty smart, right? Look at this!

00:39:56 You know, I...

00:43:11 I've never thought about other women since I got married.

00:48:23 you won't be afraid of death, believe me dear brothers.

00:52:00 Come here, don't be silly.

00:55:45 I can't do it.

00:58:27 - I'm not stupid. - When it's getting brown. - Sir! - Yes?

01:03:10 At least he doesn't lose his patience!

01:07:18 Go, Alfonso.

01:12:29 To Father Nicopolus.

01:16:10 - Thank you! - Come, if you want.

01:19:28 - I came to take the potty; I'm afraid it might turn upside down. - Go ahead.

01:22:05 - Igi, that bothers me! - What are you doing?

250:00:00 - Holy cow!